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  1. Paul33333

    Paul33333 Pleasure King

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    Yes,yes,yes ,,,,,,sometimes sounds like no,no,no
     
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  2. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    The Moody Blues...
    Nights In White Satin.
    Worst song, ever.
     
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  3. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Several people went missing on Emeril Lagasse's estate when being interviewed by the police they asked the question what happened to the ten people that came onto your property and were never seen or heard from again Emeril replied Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam and then I reloaded
     
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      Hahaha God that's horrible
       
      Jh2, Nov 1, 2020
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  4. S. R. Alberta

    S. R. Alberta Porn Surfer

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    No, you should put a diaper on so you don't have to clean up after all the shitting you'll be doing while you're crying. Or get in the tub if you want to do it naked, you're and adult you decide.
     
    1. Anniemated
      Wut?
       
      Anniemated, Nov 1, 2020
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  5. S. R. Alberta

    S. R. Alberta Porn Surfer

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    [​IMG]
     
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  6. King331

    King331 Porn Star

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    Why is less sometimes more?
     
    1. 1 Toy Maker
      Grammatical error in the predictive text.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Nov 4, 2020
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    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Grammatical error in the predictive text.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Nov 4, 2020
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I gotta get a lighter
     
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  8. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Feeling too comfy to move right now, but sooner or later, I know I will need to. lol
     
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  9. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    ODDBALL_SAYS.jpg
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      "Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!"
      lol
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 31, 2020
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      I had good feelings about that bridge all day lol.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Nov 1, 2020
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  10. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Nice to get an extra hour.
     
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  11. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Enjoying a nice weekend starting my Christmas shopping! :biggrin:
     
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  12. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I can't believe I weeded through all that crap (most dependent on one of the other things being done first). on a Saturday! Car in and out of the shop, disconnected both of the cable boxes and gave the gear back to Spectrum, got groceries, picked up some stuff at my PO box, and dropped my ballot in the Ballot Box.

    Hmmm - doesn't seem like so much when I write it out - sure wouldn't let me go back to sleep at 3:30 this morning...
     
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  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    How can something reach to the 4 corners of the earth when a sphere doesn't have corners?
     
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    1. Rexxracerr
      Theres no end to Pi.
       
      Rexxracerr, Nov 1, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      metaphorically speaking, yesterday, I was looking off the edge of the Earth
       
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  14. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Why are people afraid of ghosts?
    You can't see them?
     
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    1. Anniemated
      I've seen several!
       
      Anniemated, Nov 1, 2020
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  15. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Is the bar, or club, the only way to use the hour you lose tonight?
     
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  16. S. R. Alberta

    S. R. Alberta Porn Surfer

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    I heard two rich people complaining about Day Light Savings Time a couple days ago.

    "I have so much to do before Daylight Savings Time, I can't believe it's almost here. And when we get to Melbourne we need to get ready to put our house up for sale right away, we decided it would be much easier to just live at our condo in Brisbane and we can do more traveling which we just don't have time to do it seems with two places."

    "Brisbane? We'll be so close. You know we moved to New Caledonia right before Daylight Savings Time was over last year. Brisbane is where we go for everything they don't have on New Caledonia, we usually just take the yacht, it's only a day and a half trip that way and we can stay on the yacht so it's just less stressful than taking a jet and yada yada yada, you know."

    I told them don't forget to turn your clocks ahead 17 hours. And then we all laughed.....:giggle::giggle::giggle:
     
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  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I ate half an edible last night that kinda looked and tasted like a Reeses peanut butter cup.
    Holy crap, I was stoned.
    I hope none of those accidentally got handed out to the kiddos.
     
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    2. Valspar
      She's all rock steady...
       
      Valspar, Nov 2, 2020
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    3. crhurricane
      I am not a walmart fan, I avoid it whenever I can, but down here in the boonies you have fewer choices. I am more conservative but pro union and pro choice.
      Seen both the good and bad of unions, have gone though arbitration. Worked as a pile driver, which is the carpenters, worked as a laborer, teamster, a temp with the longshoremen, and oil, chemical, nuclear workers.
       
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    4. Anniemated
      @Rexxracerr all other users of the same roads should be more than nervous if you drive with that stuff in your system. You're an accident waiting to happen, I pray to God you don't maim someone, or worse.
       
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    5. Rexxracerr
      Its not like alcohol Annie. The longer you smoke, the less effect it has over time.
      I dont always get that high, just if I'm chilling at home.
      On the road I'm extremely aware of my surroundings, and drive respectfully.
      You learn that through racing, you hurt someone, or you dont get to race.
      Its better than Xanax, anti depressants, Hydrocodone, or any other pharmaceutical drugs, people drive, and work on daily.
      I can't take any of that crap, and function.
       
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      I smoke all day 24/7, thats how I live, pot doesnt phase my driving a bit, not after 40 years, ...I always said, more paranoid driving high, makes you more careful, has been times I was so hi I didnt drive home also
       
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  18. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    The fish are not biting
     
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      It's the cool weather
       
      Jh2, Nov 2, 2020
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  19. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Thats the way it is, doesn't make it right.
     
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  20. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Just came across this from the CDC
    But don't worry it won't be long before the one sided posts 1000 words to say it's false.

    c5a18cfd-c84f-4b5e-9570-eef770c00517.jpg
     
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